...and no, I didn't take any cute, artsy pictures of the package in various stages of opening because as soon as the tape was cut, I saw caramels and caramels only.
Obviously that means my Secret Santa was Jen!
After I'd eaten one caramel and was working on putting another in my mouth, I moved on to the other item in the box which was what I had not so subtly asked for: a Mango Bay belt in purple so I could hang with all you cool kids that have one (or ten).
|trying to be all bloggery mcposerson|
The design Jen chose was perfection and the belt itself is awesome--except for the fact that I had to get Hubby to show me how to use the loopy buckle things. But don't hold that against belt design. Hold that against me being blonde. (And no, I do not have red hair, so help me god I will punch you in the vagina if you suggest that.)
|trying to convey my emotions to the puppy who is trying to eat the cat who is|
trying to climb the tree.
Jen told me I had to blog the fuck about my impressions of the belt, but I am fucking horrible about product reviews. However, I do love me some fucking bullet points.
The belt is:
- Nice, thick canvas.
- The purple is the perfect shade of purple if you're me.
- It fits easily around my less than ideal waist shape.
- Even idiots can figure out how to fasten it if they have a non-idiot to help them the first time.
- Pretty design. Yay, ponies.
- Fits perfectly in my thin belt loops.
|trying for dramatic belt posing. because i'm trying to make that a real thing.|
See? The worst at product reviews. But I appreciate the gift and the added bonus of some delicious as fuck caramels. Thanks again, Jen!!
|trying to snuggle an upside fat cat without throwing out my back.|