Wednesday, November 20, 2013

WW: Riding Bobby, as explained by Project Runway

After warming up, starting to ask for some contact:

Bobby:


A little leg yield? A little shoulder in? No?:

Me:


What about haunches in to the left?:

Me:

Bobby:


Time out for a cat PUMA sighting outside the gate:

Bobby:


Me:

Bobby:

Sometimes he gets better after another canter. Sometimes not.

Bobby:


Time to get down to business:

Me:

Bobby:

Medium trot:

Me:


Bobby:

What about jumping?

Bobby:

Me:

Oh, shit. I can't find my new bag of peppermints.

Bobby:


Nevermind. There they are. 

Bobby:

24 comments:

  1. OMG I love this! I'm a big PR fan, and these snippets are the best! Very appropriately used too, never thought of using them to describe a ride haha :)

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  2. I want a comparative analysis of the dude that is in most of these, Christopher?, and your pony. I think they might be twinsies.

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    1. Oh, they so are. He's one of my faves out of all the seasons, and I was so glad he was in most of the gifs I found.

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    2. Can we make him a shirt with Bobby's face on it? And glitter? I think he'd like it more if it had glitter.

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  3. OMG. . .made my morning! Hilarious!!

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  4. ahhaha dyingggggggg......its like Diarrhea ahha so good.

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  5. OMG, I almost just spit chai all over my screen. AHAHHAHAHAHA!

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  6. Haha! I needed this this morning. And I have learned in short order to see what your posts are about before drinking my diet coke and reading at the same time....good thing!

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  7. bahahaha but I would expect nothing less from you ;)

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  8. lol, like snorting, choking on water I knew I shouldn't try reading during your post lol

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  9. Crying at work right now because of this...

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  10. I am obsessed with you. So, there's that.

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  11. literally dying of laughter over here. Tried to explain to the boy but since he neither gets horses nor project runway...he was not amused. BUt srsly I am choking on my beverage. Too funny! I love the "her name is asshole" gif the best. But all the guys in distress really just....make my night.

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  12. So ridiculously funny, I love the flawless medium trot!!

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  13. I have no idea how I fell so far behind on your blog (had to go back to Sept) but I am LOVING catching up.
    Laughing manically yo oneself on public transport earns you funny looks...I lay the blame at your door ;-p

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