|so naked and sporty.|
When I was there this morning, BM was holding horses for the farrier, I was riding with another woman, and there were two electricians in and out installing lights. So many funny-to-horse-people-only things were flying around in conversations I couldn't help but share some of them.
Walking by Bobby in the aisleway: Your horse looks like a gorilla when he's clipped.
Saying hello to a boarder with her head buried in her trunk: I knew it was you because all I saw out of the corner of my eye was purple.
The new boarder updating BM on how her horse is doing in turnout: He's out there making out with Luka.
BM holding a psycho Thoroughbred for Farrier: Last time we trimmed him, I didn't make eye contact with him because I think he knows I hate him.
Farrier after psycho Thoroughbred got trimmed without maiming anyone: GOOD BOYYYY!!! It's a Christmas miracle!
Boarder N recapping her ride for BM who will put a training ride on her horse tomorrow: He's going to be so crappy for you. I rode like crap so he had no other choice than to go like crap.
If you guys have any one liners or hilarious stories from your own barns, please share!
|tapped with mr tappy and not sure he's still alive.|