WW: First Cross Country Schooling of the Year

As told by Game of Thrones*.

Holy shit, this is such a bad idea. Fuck hills, fuck jumps.

Me:

Bobby, why don't you remember how to go down hills?! WTF are you doing?

Bobby:

Me:

First jump.

Me and Bobby:

Maybe we can try that again without launching ourselves at it.

Bobby:

That was a 2' log. Did we really need to jump it like it was 4'?

Bobby:

Is it really necessary to go running backwards every time I ask you to do something hard?

Me:

Stop fucking around!

Bobby:

Me:

Sat up and rode the jump? Made it easy.

Bobby:

Sat up and rode every jump? Hmm. They all felt easy.

Me:

Bobby:

*Quotes may or may not actually be from GoT, bro.