Monday, December 18, 2017

Christmas Jumper Night

BM texted me last month that she was planning on doing the first jumper night of the winter in the middle of December, and I was like, sold. And then as it was getting closer I was like, "Let's make it a ugly sweater Christmas party!" BM took it a step farther and turned it into a contest, best sweater getting a free class.

Challenge accepted, BM.

credit to riding bestie who hunted this beauty down at target friday morning
and then promptly bought a matching one. we had to pull out all the stops to
beat santa riding a unicorn across the night sky. #epic

Opie's jumping education is going about as well as his steering education. When he gets it, he's pretty much the best. When he doesn't....we run into walls/bring down every element of the twelve inch crossrail we're going over--standards, poles, fill, you name it. I allow myself a brief pout that he isn't magically some beautifully trained and confirmed jumper before moving on and reminding myself he's four, he's just about two months off the track, and this kid doesn't yet know that not going over the jump is an option. First world horse training problems, yo.

After his free jumping, he thinks he's got the whole thing figured out. So when he lopes over jumps from the perfect distance over and over again (that being like, three times in a row) I get complacent and stop helping him, and it shows when he misses, or clobbers into them, or gets wiggly, or breaks. I'm helping him more than I think I am and I need to hold myself accountable to be there for him all the time, even if being there is just being soft and waiting before giving him that extra little squeeze on take off to remind him he has feet.

rly hard to figure out two pointing over tiny Xs.

Individually, Opie's being popping over some 18" verticals with fill underneath. He definitely gets the idea a little better when there's some "size" and we approach it from the canter. Even the "bigger" jumps he still just puts in a big, awkward trot step over if we don't canter up to it. Even if he breaks before the jump, if we start from a canter he'll give it the old college try.

the right lead can be elusive.... practicing in the dressage saddle
on friday

Jumper night was split into a beginner and an intermediate division with each division having two splits--crossrails and 18" for the beginner, and 2'3" and 2'9" for intermediate. It was a game time decision on what I was going to do with Opie. He's practiced courses exactly one time, so while he might be the best at cantering single 18" verticals, I wasn't particularly confident in his ability to turn quickly and still make it over the jump without blowing his mind. I figured I'd do the crossrail division and depending on how he handled everything, add in a 18" class as well. 

turning and burning. clearly. 

The courses were all pretty simple, but since our arena is so narrow and my horse is so green, we were challenged enough. Hubby tried to get pictures of our first round, but it was so dark they all turned out horrendous. I handed him my phone and he videoed the other two rounds and the scintillating jump offs, but since we tapped out the canter in round one, they're all really scintillating trotting.

our second round where opie shows off his crashing prowess

Opie, for his part, handled everything like a champ. I brought him in to take a peek at all the decorations--including a Christmas tree in the corner by the sectioned off viewing area--but he was far more concerned with the horses that had started trickling in. He's still not super experienced riding with other horses, and I've never ridden him in the evening before so I opted to stick him on the longe for a couple minutes to take it all in while burning off any excess energy. He also hasn't been ridden consistently in the past two weeks--maybe three or four rides total?

The worst he did the whole night was need to walk a circle while waiting between one of the rounds, and then not want to stand at the mounting block when I got back on after adjusting his borrowed saddle. That was decidedly not helped by a couple of parents instantly jumping all over us the second he took one step away from the block before I could get on.

We were already tucked into a crowded area, we were almost done for the night (well, Opie was already done with us), and all I wanted was some fucking space to give him two seconds to remember his training and stand. There was one dude who grabbed his fucking tail when I led him up, and another one that was all over his face tugging him forward as I was trying to get him to just stand still. My desire to fling my arms around and send people physically scattering was strong.

both of our expressions by the end of that experience

We ended up doing the full crossrail division and nothing else. He was clear his first round, annihilated one jump the second round, and trotted through his first one stride for the third round (gambler's choice). Combined with two jump offs, he was one tired kid by the end of it. He didn't say no to anything, his steering was mostly there, and apart from being super excited--for him--to start his final round, he didn't get sassy or strong or distracted by things even the lesson horses Noped over.

our xrails jump off courses were tough stuff

He got cooed over by literally everyone, fed extra, extra cookies, and ended the night with the combined beginner division in second place for his first round and third for gambler's choice. 

i can't escape without an ugly ass yellow ribbon no matter the
horse it seems. 

Here's to the first two ribbons as a kickstart to many more!

36 comments:

  1. It sounds like a fun night and I LOVE your sweater

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    1. It was a lot of fun! I'm so fortunate my barns puts these on!

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  2. Awww yay! If ever you enter a decorating pony competition, it's game on. Feel sorry for your competition.

    Grabbed his tail? That dudes lucky he didn't get kicked.. By you or Opie

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    1. Everyone had some really excellent sweaters, so I really had to bring it this time around!

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  3. YAY! That is a great first show experience! Your outfit is perfect haha! Bummer that you had some "help" at the mounting block, but at least Opie held it together well enough? People are insane.

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    1. It's those people with juuuust enough horse experience to say so that are the worst.

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  4. Why do people feel the need to butt in? Frustrating. Congrats on a good first show tho!

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    1. The more I thought about the whole thing the more annoyed I got!

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  5. Other people are why I try to make my horses out to be vicious and dangerous in public. No touchy. No fuck withy. Your outfit is amazing and Opie looks like a total pro!

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    1. Ooh, yes, I should start telling everyone he's a vicious kicker.

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  6. omg nothing inspires seething wrath in me like someone grabbing my horse's face when i'm doing something with him. ugh. lol ppl stahp!

    seriously tho i just freakin love Opie -- these videos bring back so many memories tho haha <3

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    1. Reminiscent of the beauty and grace that was Charlie learning about feet, no?

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  7. congrats so cool! And i loved your outfit :) and all the decorations in the ring. How cute. UGH people. The more i am around them the more I like my dogs and horse. :)

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  8. WTF with people grabbing your horse? HANDS OFF YOU MORON. Also that outfit is the best.

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    1. That outfit was also stiflingly hot, perfect for a 20* night.

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  9. I heart your child genius <3. What's the deal with someone pulling on his tail?! Love the outfit and congrats on the satin!

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    1. Yeah, I really have no idea what that was supposed to accomplish. He wasn't going backwards...?

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  10. But those *same* people who think it's ok to grab your horse's tail would be horrified if you pulled their kid's hair to *help* when their kid wasn't listening!!! Hmmmm, maybe we should all try it - ha ha!

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  11. Child genius! I love the present decor around the jumps. And people, ugh. That's the reason I aspire to be a spinster hermit.

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    1. The jump decorations were so cute. Everything above Xs got lots of fun Christmasy fill.

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  12. Wow this sounds like a total blast... Minus some dickwad grabbing poor Opie's tail. What the actual fuck with that? Ida struggled not grabbing that dude by the nose to "suggest he keep his hands still." Seems fair.

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    1. Upon further reflection, I honestly have no idea how I didn't say something really rude to everyone involved. I must have been as tired as Opie and not fully on my bitch game.

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    2. It happens to the best of us. Plus sometimes the stupidity and bullshit simply leaves you stunned and speechless

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  13. Yes but how did you fare in the ugly sweater contest?

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  14. That sounds like so much fun!! Minus the idiot people - I always ask before attempting to 'help' someone and if they tell me "no thanks I'll be fine" I just move along with my own stuff.

    Love the sweater lol, altho I kinda wanted to see what other people were wearing too!!

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    1. We should have done a group shot--there were some really good ones!

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  15. That sweater, ha! Did you win!? Congrats on the new load of satin!

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  16. So much going on for baby horse -- but he handled it like a champ! YAY OPIE'S FIRST HORSE SHOOOOWWWWW

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  17. NOPE! Nope! Full on bitch mode would have come out if someone had flipping touched my horse. OMG I'm furious on your behalf and I wasn't even there.

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    1. I was a hundred times angrier after the fact. I think I was too confused to process wtf was going on at the time.

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  18. Woohoo! Congrats!
    I probably would have let more then just my arms fly if someone grabbed my horses tail, so koodos to you!

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