Behold!
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| #judgingyou |
I've noticed an increase of side eye being thrown around the blogosphere since I bought Dopie. I'm not sure if it's because everyone's horses are down to throw some serious shade lately, or if I'm simply more cognizant of it now that's it's a permanent fixture on my own sass master's face.
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| side eye from day one, even while snooting things he should not be snooting. |
So in honor of all things side eye, I'm putting on a mother fucking contest!
Why? Because it's the end of February, the weather is shitty, and nothing new or exciting is going on in my horse's training to otherwise amuse anyone. The prizes are mind blowing:
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| jk, they're not really. |
Up for grabs is a bag of horse cookies (which I will gladly exchange for something sugar-free if your pone needs it), and a pair of shark socks in honor of Opie's teeth. Also because who doesn't love shark socks? And that's it. I'm poor and boring, and all you're doing is taking a picture of your horse so deal with it.
How this will go down:
- Share a picture of your horse's best side eye. You can email it to me (starkeycarly@gmail.com) or tag me on instagram or facebook. Just make sure I confirm that I've seen it so it doesn't accidentally get skipped.
- The contest ends Sunday night. Next Monday, I'll post all the entries and let readers vote on who their favorite side eye is. The top three will then be entered for a random drawing for the prize. I'd like to say I'll be doing something exciting to randomly pick the winner, but chances are I'll just use an online randomizer.
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| it's never ending |
I've got one with a nice mare stare, one with a permanent "this is awesome" face, and a cattle dog....
ReplyDeleteSo there's that
Ain't no side eye like a cattle dog side eye.
DeleteHahaha I'll have to dig through my photos. I'm sad you specified horse cause my goats throw some epic side eye 😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteYou probably should share the goat pics anyway!
DeleteMy mare is too self important to side eye much. She prefers to silently judge everyone instead.
ReplyDeleteSame, Gem. Same.
DeleteI NEED THOSE SOCKS!
ReplyDeleteYeahhh, probably going to have to go back and get a pair for myself!
DeleteSo excited to see all the epic side eye
ReplyDeleteThere have already been some amazing entries!
DeleteOooh lol
ReplyDeleteI know Charles has it in him!
DeleteI can't wait to see all of these entries.
ReplyDeleteThis is going to be a compilation of pure awesomeness.
DeleteROFL I love it
ReplyDeleteI know that baby horse of yours has some sass in him!
DeleteGreat idea!!! I will love seeing them all
ReplyDeleteThere's a lot of googly eyes in blog land!
DeleteThis is brilliant. Time to annoy some horses...
ReplyDeleteI need the socks to match my shark sweater. (Of course I own a shark sweater!)
Stacie i would be shocked if you didn't have shark boots, shark pants, shark belt...and on and on :) LOL
DeleteCurrently I only have a sweater, a dress, and shoes...
DeleteI would be disappointed in you if you didn't have a full outfit!
DeleteOh yessss Dante's side eye game is pretty strong!
ReplyDeleteI'd throw you some side eye if you interrupted my naps all the time, too!
DeleteThis is awesome, I can't wait to see the entries! I'm sad Bridget's side eye game is very weak - if she's looking at me it's because she wants food and is being all cute. Once it's apparent I have no food, she's way above any eye contact whatsoever with someone as useless as me ;)
ReplyDeleteI have the same mentality tbh. ;)
Deleteoohh what an epic contest! I know Remus is capable of some side eye i just have to piss him off enough to try to get it!! YAY! and Opie is the best at side eye, if there was an olympic sport he would have gold medals i am sure! :)
ReplyDeleteI can see Remus Having Opinions about the withholding of snacks!
DeleteToo fun! Just sent mine over. Cant' wait to see these!
ReplyDeleteSqueaked in before the deadline (I think!). Fun!
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