Sunday, February 25, 2018

Will do side eye for prezzies

Behold!

#judgingyou

I've noticed an increase of side eye being thrown around the blogosphere since I bought Dopie. I'm not sure if it's because everyone's horses are down to throw some serious shade lately, or if I'm simply more cognizant of it now that's it's a permanent fixture on my own sass master's face.

side eye from day one, even while snooting things he should not be snooting.

So in honor of all things side eye, I'm putting on a mother fucking contest!

Why? Because it's the end of February, the weather is shitty, and nothing new or exciting is going on in my horse's training to otherwise amuse anyone. The prizes are mind blowing:

jk, they're not really.

Up for grabs is a bag of horse cookies (which I will gladly exchange for something sugar-free if your pone needs it), and a pair of shark socks in honor of Opie's teeth. Also because who doesn't love shark socks? And that's it. I'm poor and boring, and all you're doing is taking a picture of your horse so deal with it.

How this will go down:
  • Share a picture of your horse's best side eye. You can email it to me (starkeycarly@gmail.com) or tag me on instagram or facebook. Just make sure I confirm that I've seen it so it doesn't accidentally get skipped. 
  • The contest ends Sunday night. Next Monday, I'll post all the entries and let readers vote on who their favorite side eye is. The top three will then be entered for a random drawing for the prize. I'd like to say I'll be doing something exciting to randomly pick the winner, but chances are I'll just use an online randomizer. 
it's never ending

Go forth and be judged!

30 comments:

  1. I've got one with a nice mare stare, one with a permanent "this is awesome" face, and a cattle dog....

    So there's that

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    1. Ain't no side eye like a cattle dog side eye.

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  2. Hahaha I'll have to dig through my photos. I'm sad you specified horse cause my goats throw some epic side eye 😂😂😂

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    1. You probably should share the goat pics anyway!

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  3. My mare is too self important to side eye much. She prefers to silently judge everyone instead.

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    1. Yeahhh, probably going to have to go back and get a pair for myself!

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  5. So excited to see all the epic side eye

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    1. There have already been some amazing entries!

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  6. I can't wait to see all of these entries.

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    1. This is going to be a compilation of pure awesomeness.

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    1. I know that baby horse of yours has some sass in him!

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  8. Great idea!!! I will love seeing them all

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    1. There's a lot of googly eyes in blog land!

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  9. This is brilliant. Time to annoy some horses...
    I need the socks to match my shark sweater. (Of course I own a shark sweater!)

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    1. Stacie i would be shocked if you didn't have shark boots, shark pants, shark belt...and on and on :) LOL

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    2. Currently I only have a sweater, a dress, and shoes...

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    3. I would be disappointed in you if you didn't have a full outfit!

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  10. Oh yessss Dante's side eye game is pretty strong!

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    1. I'd throw you some side eye if you interrupted my naps all the time, too!

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  11. This is awesome, I can't wait to see the entries! I'm sad Bridget's side eye game is very weak - if she's looking at me it's because she wants food and is being all cute. Once it's apparent I have no food, she's way above any eye contact whatsoever with someone as useless as me ;)

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  12. oohh what an epic contest! I know Remus is capable of some side eye i just have to piss him off enough to try to get it!! YAY! and Opie is the best at side eye, if there was an olympic sport he would have gold medals i am sure! :)

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    1. I can see Remus Having Opinions about the withholding of snacks!

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  13. Too fun! Just sent mine over. Cant' wait to see these!

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  14. Squeaked in before the deadline (I think!). Fun!

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