Monday, December 3, 2018

You've missed nothing

I do love a lengthy blog silence.

Or so it seems at least.

The good news is that Opie and the barn help survived his two week vacay with everyone coming out the other side with no missing body parts or beatings of note. Proof that he's grown up in his year off the track, and hopefully this means I'll be able to slot him in some more break times in the future without fear of him going feral.

"hai hello i feel like it has been longer than two seconds since my last cookie.
plz remedy asap."

The day after getting back from Illinois (ugh, so tedious, 0/10 recommend family time), I did the barn and then got Dopie cleaned up and ready to return to the world of the working horse.

jk, first and foremost i dug out some garland for stall decorations. priorities.

The first two days back I stuck him on the longe and did some in-hand work with him. Despite the current crazy flip flop weather where it snows six inches one day and then is in the upper fifties the next (YAY MUD), this is New York and I know we'll be in the negative double digits before we know it.

Because Worst State Ever.

So I've been tossing in a couple minutes of in-hand work here and there to prepare for when it's too cold to want to ride, but I want to give my horse something mentally to do besides standing in multiple layers of clothes. And I do love me some good ground work.

taken not even a week apart from the first picture.
make up your mind, weather!

He has, however, had three whole rides now. Taking the world by storm, I know.

His little break did exactly what I hoped it would do for both of us: reset the mental button. When we last left off, I didn't want to work, Opie didn't want to work, and we were telepathically sending each other great big middle fingers just for existing. Actually when we last left off I was bathing in satin, but telepathic hate waves was what was really going on.

It happens in every partnership for a hot minute, and if you say it doesn't I'm sending a telepathic middle finger to you. Also I don't believe you.

But back to the good!

i am in desperate need of new riding media.
this little butterball is cute to look at anyway.

Opie has been light and pliant and willing, and I've been calm and focused and clear. We're back to being friendsies. We've lost some straightness--that's assuming we actually really had it nailed down in the first place which....we maybe had not--and sometimes bending is taken as a suggestion, but those are some good basics to hit on quickly the first few rides back without being like, "Wow, okay, you're perfect! I demand a 10 lengthening right now." Yeah, the in-between is a tough place for a Type A to habitat.

We've been doing 10m circles in the corners to back up that bending is a hard rule. Lots of walk and trot work down the quarter lines for straightness. Forever and always with the leg yields. Ten million transitions to wake up and look alive. And then just floating around in the canter because it is looovelyyyy.

And a lovely canter means we get to do the jumpies!

"i sent this jump halfway across the arena and then my mom
ran me into the wall and i remembered i had legs."

He's had two "jump schools" in those three rides. The first one I set up the above three jumps--a single X on the diagonal and a 3 stride line. He's never done a related distance before, but I figured what better time than now. He started off beautifully. Cantered right over everything right out of stride and just felt like a beautifully schooled adjustable dressage horse hopping over some tiny fences.

Then #dopiedoeseventing came out, and he was all, "Bitch, please. I know all there is to know about jumping. Watch how much more fun this is when we just go fast!" After straight up galloping through the 3 stride one time, coming back through and biffing the distance to the first jump before plowing through the second, we did a few canterhaltmotherfucker transitions. Then we trotted in and cantered out before being allowed to canter again. Fortunately he is not a dumb horse, just SO EXCITED to do the jumpies, and he realized that lovely canter was what was making the jumping so easy and fun and he went right back into it to finish on a good note.

And did a few laps of victory trot that I was like, damn son because bro was struttin'.

i had a massive carrot tucked into my grooming tote for after
riding and when i came back from grabbing something else
it had somehow disappeared. don't ask opie where it went,
he doesn't know.

After a really good w/t/c warm up this morning, there was a different arrangement of jumps in the ring so I let him pop over the 2'3 vertical once before I planned on moving on to something else. He launched and over-jumped it by a good foot and landed feeling very proud of himself. Only then every time we passed one of the other jumps he kept trying to drag me over them instead of flatting so I finally gave up and let him get a couple more jumpies in.

The only condition was he wasn't allowed to turbo jet at them and land with a giant bucking yahoo fest which was a sad, sad story, but he eventually acquiesced and got to put a course together.

I'm excited to be able to do some more jumping to break up the dressage doldrums next year without worrying about him eating shit and landing on his/our head(s). That was definitely a concern before, but the dressage doldrums are what got us to this point. It's a double edged sword, poor Dopie Horse. 

he is literally never fed ever. absolute starvation victim.

26 comments:

  1. Gosh, he's handsome. And obviously the second-best jumping baby horse (bc Niko is first, so sorry LOL)

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    1. Niko may be the best baby jumping horse, but Opie is the best at interpretive dancing over jumps. #dontaimforthatgoal

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  2. He is adorable and his side eye game is pretty hard core. He lives a woeful life I tell you

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    1. He's the saddest, most neglected horse in all the side eye land.

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  3. Oh Carmen and I NEVER send each other telepathic hate thoughts *laughs hysterically*

    I'm glad that you are back to the good. :)

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    1. Nothing like a little "fuck you" between friends. :P

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  4. @Opie, man, you gotta learn to clean up the carrot crumbs. Less suspicious that way.

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    1. He was trying so hard to stop chewing when I got back to him like, "Uhhh...carrot? I am definitely not eating any carrot."

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  5. LOL Your blog posts are always Hilarious. Thank you for sharing. Opie is looking so grown up!

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    1. I think he's finally stopped with the awkward growth spurts so all his muscle and fat are staying put for once!

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  6. hahaha Opie side eye game is still strong. Nope didn't take that carrot not me he says...so cute. Glad everyone survived their vacations! :)

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    1. He flexes that side eye every chance he gets!

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  7. Hahahaha ohhhh Opie. I am glad the mini vacation helped and I definitely think jumping for fun is a good thing! I want to see Opie jumping so media please haha!

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    1. We're having jumper night at the barn the weekend before Christmas so I'll definitely give my phone to one of the kids if I don't get any media before then!

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  8. Bahahaha - I can relate to the telepathic hate waves. Glad it helped both of you reset and Opie came back as cool as a cucumber!

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    1. Hate waves currently on a leave of absence. Will doubtless return. :P

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  9. Why are you living so close to Canada when you have the option to be warm LOL crazy lady. I have no choice and am stuck here. You poor thing having to deal with our weather.

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    1. I curse Canada every morning in the winter!

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  10. lol lately i've been trying a new tactic with my horse when he can't seem to keep his shit together. it's called "abject neglect" and turns out i really like it!!! haha....

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    1. I felt like vacation was a nicer term, but abject neglect was 100% where it was at.

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  11. yaaaaassssss ALL THE JOMPIESSSSSSSS
    Glad winter isn't a total suck fest yet!

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    1. Opie also feels that way about the jumping!

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