Wednesday, March 30, 2016

What is your horse's #hashtag?

I know, I know. "Back in my day, it was called a pound sign." Listen, bitches. I'm that old, too. But we're in the age of social media everything, and if you're going to keep up with the cool kids on instagram, you've got to keep your hashtag game #onfleek. (Really still not sure what that means, but..... roll with it.)

Aimee has #couragehasopinions. I'd casually suggest #couragestopbeinganasshole, but that's just me.

Kristen has #specialneedshorse and #furrysoulmate. It shouldn't be hard to tell which hashtag belongs to which horse. Someone is in that relationship is guilty of costing their mother a lot of money on vet bills, and it's not the blaze-faced smushy one.

And lately Bobby has adopted the #bobbyproblems hashtag. His problems are wide-ranging, from not wanting to horse to not looking like a horse.

#whatisthiscreature

What about you guys? Social media accounts or not, what is your horse's hashtag?

40 comments:

  1. We have a few, because #bipolarhorse. ;) Find us under: #dressageopinions #accidentaldressage #redferrari and of course #besthorse

    I'm really liking #bipolardressage, though.

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  2. Don't forget about about #bigearsmakeyoufly and the classic #muleears

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  3. I have to come up with one I can use consistently, but I've definitely used #floppylip and #floppyflipFriday a few times, for his trademark droopy lip!

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  4. Hahaha, I spit coffee at my computer laughing at this one.

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  5. #somuchhair and #datforelocktho for Ozzy.

    #fatpony for JR

    #manlyhalter was Brooklyn's

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  6. I tend to go with #roanpoany which is not terribly exciting. If Tris had a choice it would be #fucknomom.

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  7. I have #bestpony #studlypants and #littleasshole. I haven't found one that sticks for Chase yet.

    The best part? I use #littleasshole so much my mom has taken to calling him LA

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  8. Mine are boring and generic #dapplebay #blazeface etc. I should be using #floofypony and #notactuallyaneventer for Mr. Prisoner ;)

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  9. If I did use hashtags, Dassah's would probably be #RedDevil #RedMareBeware #DivaDivaDiva #LittleRedDiva #Wheresmytreatsbitch #Couldhavebeenacutter #SorryNotSorry #SpookOrBust #StopDropSpin

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  10. Chimi's is #theflyingburrito (bc his name is Chimi Chonga 😆) and it's great bc he shares it with an actual restaurant- so if anyone looks up their hashtag they'll see random pony faces! Though I think I post more on that hashtag then they do ;)

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    1. I think this is my favorite haha

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  11. I'm so lame, we don't have hashtags. Paddy and Brego need some though... any suggestions?

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  12. Oh man...I totally don't have a hashtag even though I'm big into Instagram. I need one! time to put my thinking cap on.

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  13. Bahahaha this is great! Dino's is the very-obvious #ponytude (omg so much 'tude), as well as the more generic #eventpony #germanridingpony and occasionally, #badpony

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  14. bahahah i love this!! and i dont really know what fleek means either. I am def getting old. I seriously didnt know what yolo meant until last week. (I am really embarrassed to admit that).

    Anyway I usually use #progressnotperfection alot to remind me we dont have to be perfect all the time just progression!!

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  15. I usually use #mareglare because, mares...

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  16. My hashtag usage is fairly sporadic but I've definitely used #Ihatebabyhorses more than once!

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  17. Hm your suggestion does have a lot of merit. ;-)

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  18. I use #instajettamare for Jetta, but now that you mention it, Misty needs her own too! I'm thinking #roanypaintpony. I also use #muleears for Jetta lol

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  19. I used to use #myhorseisapunkrocker, but he's more dunce cap then punk rock so I ditched it.

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  20. #gamemaredontcare for Isabel ;)

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  21. This was a great idea for a post! Stampede also has #fruitbat (fruitcake plus dingbat in this case) but that's saved for special occasions.

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  22. I started hashtagging my two before I really understood how amusing hashtags could become. Griffin's has always been #griffinthegrey because it plays to my nerdy love of fantasy-quest stories. Grey horses fade to white like Gandalf the Grey became Gandalf the White. Q's is a simple #Qmare

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  23. Chloe likes to peer around corners and stare at you for cookies, thus she has been dubbed with #creeperchloe

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  24. Gina is #baymaredontcare and #damngina. (The first came from No Hour Wasted, the second from $900FBPony.) Poor old Moe doesn't have a hashtag.

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    1. Daaaaaamn Gina, rockin' those white bell boots!

      Murray's is #notoriousottb because biggie smalls and rap and he's a bad boy sometimes

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  25. I'm trying to find the right for Cosmo still. I like to use #myredhorse, or #horseface, but I feel like there is something better suited for him out there.
    And of course there is #thuledog. #Cosmohorse doesn't really do it for me though.

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  26. Klein's are #jumpingpercheron, #shesnotaclydesdale, #bamf, and #oghorse

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  27. Mine aren't very exciting. Leila's is #leilabear and Charlie's are either #charliehorse or #mymainman

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  28. I was using #spookzilla quite religiously at one point, but fingers crossed we're past that stage!
    #whatisthiscreature is toooo much LOL

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  29. #backinmyday or #iamBATMAN depending on his mood....

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  30. So Ries for whatever reason doesn't have one yet. but I'm thinking of #princessRiesottb or something along those lines. I generally refer to him as the princess. I'm thinking maybe #princessandthepea because whenever he isn't normal and people ask me whats wrong I say there is a pea under his mattress lol. Vermont is just #grandvermont because it is his JC name

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  31. #Fosterpants came from an old trainer, and it just stuck. #missdarcy because she's such a lady. Obviously I need to up my #instagram game.

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  32. The other day I couldn't remember that a hashtag use to be a pound sign. Somebody said something to me about a pound sign and it took me a good minute of recognition. I was pretty ashamed of myself. Consider "when I was a kid" we still had rotary phones in the house.

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  33. As a complete noob to instagram (I think I've now cracked one month of having an account), I don't have a good one yet. Usually I use #besthorseintheuniverse but maybe I should pick something dragon-y to go with her new show name?

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  34. I rarely use #. I know it's kinda part of the whole social media thing but I can't be bothered. Tuckers would probably be #hungryboy or #draftxproblems.

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  35. Oh, I definitely have #pearlproblems a lot of days. But also #takethatnavicular. And also of course #bestmare.

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